And I'm so nervous for them all!!!! [Abandon all hope of avoiding spoilers, ye who enter here].

Everyone is falling! Jason Brown is skating last! The Kazakhstan kid is still barely holding on to the possibility of a medal! The Spanish guy is out of medal contention, poor dear! AAAAAAHHHHHH!

ETA: Warning, all my figure skating commentary contains multiple caps lock sequence and exclamation points. I CAN'T HELP IT!!!! THE DRAMA!!!!

UPDATE 2: Oh my God, Patrick Chan's face. I can't. Poor guy.

UPDATE 3: And it's Yuzuru Hanyu of Japan in first, Patrick Chan of Canada in second, and Denis Ten from Kazakhstan in third. This is Kazakhstan's first ever Olympic medal in figure skating. What a show!