A conversation GreenHunk and I had last night:

Me: *tickles his bum*

Him: *does this squirmy thing where he throws his head back and forth in a very exaggerated motion*

Me: You look like a beached sea monster!

Him: You mean a seeched bee monster?

Me: Yes, a giant bee monster! That's terrifying!

Him: A beseeched monster!

Me: Now I have this image in my head of a monster made out of letters and the head is the letter B.

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Him: You can defeat it by throwing the rest of the alphabet at it!

Me: So then it will just be letters in a sea of letters...like if the Loch Ness monster was made out of water and was only a monster when it jumped out of the lake! That's probably why no one has ever seen it: because it's just water most of the time.