A conversation GreenHunk and I had last night:
Me: *tickles his bum*
Him: *does this squirmy thing where he throws his head back and forth in a very exaggerated motion*
Me: You look like a beached sea monster!
Him: You mean a seeched bee monster?
Me: Yes, a giant bee monster! That's terrifying!
Him: A beseeched monster!
Me: Now I have this image in my head of a monster made out of letters and the head is the letter B.
Him: You can defeat it by throwing the rest of the alphabet at it!
Me: So then it will just be letters in a sea of letters...like if the Loch Ness monster was made out of water and was only a monster when it jumped out of the lake! That's probably why no one has ever seen it: because it's just water most of the time.