Just racks and racks of Matzo, farfel, Macaroons, fresh horseradish, chopped whitefish to make our own Gefilte fish, those coconut covered marshmallows. Got Manischewitz for days, big ol' Briskets for weeks. That Kosher market didn't even know what hit it.

Matzo Mushroom Lasagna, farfel with sweet (turkey) sausage, slow roasting that Brisket with a honey glaze over root vegetables, My Bub's Matzo Ball soup. My chosen people are getting fat this Pesach.

Passover, mofos, it's about to drop.


Anyways, I know there are some other severely lapsed Jews around. Any good passover ideas floating around? I already do the Citrus on the Seder plate.