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We hosted Christmas Eve dinner at my house tonight. The turkey took a little longer than expected but my husbands Christmas chili was a hit. He makes everything from scratch, soaks the beans, peels and stews the tomatoes, its pretty healthy too. We have so many leftovers including an entire apple pie. We played games and had a good time.

I had to try not to look too pissed off when my brother and his girlfriends kid got into my stash of Lush products and crumbled my rose macaroon bubble bars (my favorite). They are like my favorite thing right now and were a gift from a good friend. Ugh. The parents came over stoned, didn't watch her, let her run around with mashed potato fingers instead of sitting next to their two year old while she eats and continued to go outside sporadically to smoke more weed. Then they never even acknowledged that their kid had ruined my stuff.... like a simple "I'm sorry". They also didn't say thank you for any of the gifts they got. I guess its hard to remember your manners when you are that stoned. Okay... I'm totally going on a rant and it was never even my intention when I started this post.


On a positive note my mom got me a Wizard Of Oz cuckoo clock that is amazing. I was obsessed with the movie as a child and still collect random memorabilia when I find something special. This clock is super spesh and I'm stoked to get it in the mail.

How was everyone else's night? You guys have any dickhead relatives to complain about or am I the only one?

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