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Good evening, this is Gonzo The Badass (not to be confused with Gonzo The Great, or Gonzo The Journalist), filling in for Whosits, who is, in the words of one source, "creating a race of mutant mice to further her goals of conquering the human race!" We all wish her luck with that, and thank KaiserAwesome for that special report.


It's Thanksgiving for all you Americans, because you're late and you are all inferior to Canadians. Ubertrout continues his one-man crusade against marshmallows (dude, did Ghostbusters scare you as a kid?) with his takedown of Thanksgiving food. http://groupthink.jezebel.com/thanksigiving-…
The article was mainpaged, and hilarity ensued. http://groupthink.jezebel.com/my-two-fave-co… (If you want decent food for Thanksgiving, try this recipe http://groupthink.jezebel.com/awesome-dinner…)

A Nocturnal Feminist Mancatfish managed to learn to type and posted this cry for help. http://groupthink.jezebel.com/spork-chawps-1… Hilarity also ensued.

There was a sequel to The Hunger Games out this week, and in it Gale channels Matthew McConaughey. http://groupthink.jezebel.com/hi-lets-talk-a…. Hilarity did not ensue, but insightful commentary did.

50 years ago yesterday, some weirdo popped out of a phone booth and into our hearts (God, who writes this crap?) on a television show called Professor Whom? There was a big deal show about this (SPOIL IT AND DIE) which some people couldn't catch even on itunes.
http://groupthink.jezebel.com/itunes-you-are… Others dressed up to watch it http://groupthink.jezebel.com/bow-tie-earrin…, while others were uninterested because Steven Moffett is a bit of a dork http://groupthink.jezebel.com/i-have-no-inte…. Some had opinions which I haven't read yet because SPOILERS http://groupthink.jezebel.com/omg-yes-spoile… http://groupthink.jezebel.com/finally-watche…. The older Doctors got together to look badass and upstage the actual show with their awesomeness http://groupthink.jezebel.com/peter-davisons…. Hilarity and/or tears ensued, but I have no clue so NO FUCKING SPOILERS. http://groupthink.jezebel.com/what-your-favo…


(Oh, and the offensive t-shirt industry will doom the Earth. cheers! http://groupthink.jezebel.com/how-doctor-who…)

Some lady yelled at a princess with a fluffybutt. http://groupthink.jezebel.com/lady-stop-fuck… Hilarity may not have ensued, but venting is good.


On a serious note, KillerMartinis not only got mainpaged, she got Huffpoed
http://groupthink.jezebel.com/holyshit-kille… and tweeted http://groupthink.jezebel.com/hey-there-1470…. This is both awesome and scary for her.

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