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We turned it on as a joke because it was free and it is so bad I cannot stop watching.



We're like 9 minutes in. Hansel is apparently diabetic from that time a witch made him gorge on candy, everyone in Medieval Prussia (?) has firearms, the plot is thinner than John Travolta's natural hair, there isn't a consistent accent in the bunch, the audience foil actually said, "that was so cool" when a guy exploded from eating too many worms, and the special effects, make up, and sets are so atrocious I think a high school drama club in east butt fuck could do better.


In other words, I will be finishing this film.

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