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We went to the party

And now we’re hung over. But it was fun and my costume was a HUGE success. I had people running up to me all night, asking for pictures, I made a new best friend for like an hour. Two different employees gave me invitations to the costume contest! I was immediately dismissed from the stage by the two bro-y judges while several people in obviously out-of-the-bag costumes made it to the final round, but I’m definitely not bitter. At all. Actually, LordSparrow is way more upset about it. Oh well. We bounced after that and my drunken instinct to walk home kicked in. This time we actually did it: we walked home three miles at nearly 1am. It was weirdly fun and I’m glad we did. 


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