Riding on the Metro* yesterday there was an old rich white lady wearing a T-shirt with “Desigual” printed on the front. (Yes, it turns out this is apparently a company that makes clothes for young, hip urbanites. I’ve only been an urbanite for six months and am neither young nor hip.) I seriously doubt this woman knows her shirt translates to “Unequal” but I couldn’t decide between laughing or weeping at the idea of this woman riding home to Chevy Chase in her Inequality shirt.

*cue Berlin video