Our wedding is in a brewery, and we aren't inviting children. I plan to put the following on the wedding website but worry that the phrasing will offend those with kids:

Please note that the ceremony and reception will be child-free. We are basically getting married in a bar, you guys! Should you need a recommendations for reputable child care agencies, please email Reno.

Care to weigh in? Is there a better way to say that? I want to keep it lighthearted and I don't want to apologize for it. Kids aren't invited to the really expensive party I am throwing, and I have the right to decree that.