I know a lot of us recently got engaged, so maybe you can feel me on this one.

Do they not make wedding gowns for short, yet curvy girls? Seriously I've seen maybe 1 or 2 dressed that I would ever consider. I've spent hours looking at dresses online. HOURS I SAY! I wish I could go on David's Bridal, choose A Line/Short Girl/Poofy/Not Too Poofy/Lacey/Not Fucking White for the Love of God and spit out a perfect dress.

I'm already considering going to the court house.

ALSO. If my mother asks me "Wait, you aren't gonna wear a tiara?!?!?!?!" one more time I will freak.