I am so over every single person I have had to deal with this week.

After the prolonged saga of the world’s worst handyman which I won’t go into again here, and our real estate attorney dropping the ball repeatedly while we try to convince the sellers to give us money and/or fix the very large hidden problems in this house we offered them 30k over asking for, today my rage is directed at Lowe’s, who are supposed to be bringing a new fridge.

They called last night (well, a computer did) informing me the window for their arrival would be 2-4pm. Cool.

They (again, a computer) then called me at 11:30 this morning, saying they’d be here in half an hour. Cue me jumping out of bed (don’t judge me) in a panic, pulling all of the food out of the old fridge, moving furniture so they would be able to get the fridges in and out, and generally running around like a chicken with my head cut off for half an hour.

It’s now 3:12 pm. I put the milk and meat back in a couple hours ago when I realized they were not coming any time soon. But in the meantime, I can’t even take a shower in case they show up, and I HAVE SHIT TO DO. I just got a call from my OBGYN finally confirming that they managed to catch my suspected low progesterone levels on a test, possibly explaining the 2 chemical pregnancies I’ve had in the past 2 months, so now there are meds waiting for me at the pharmacy that ideally I would have started taking about 4 days ago, and WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE????

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