Or, WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE A DESK CHOCK FULL OF ALL THIS HEALTHY SHIT AND NO CHOCOLATE???!!!! Come whine with me, GT.

Yesterday, I worked from 8 am - 9 pm with a 2 hour break in the middle.

I got home sweat as fuck and tired as fuck. Showered, went to bed, was woken by a bastard cat. I need to upload one file (just one!) to get ready for tomorrow and our damn learning management system won’t let me.

I haven’t had coffee or lunch and I want both but I’ve been fighting the LMS for 20 minutes now. I need caffeine! And carbs! And a nap, dammit!

What’s your whinge, GT?