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Wednesday's Dump!

Today’s Dump is brought to you early, because you guys WON’T STOP WRITING great things. I had to get this out before there were more posts to go through!

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As school is back in session, let’s talk about a “typical” school day for Group Thinkers:

Even though it was a school night, CLARABELLUM had a man-friend over and is now looking for some dirty talk ideas. Meanwhile ELJAY42 was at home wondering why she can’t get any BDSM erotica/literature where women aren’t the subs. As a homework assignment she should write some and let us all sneak a peek…

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In the rush to get out of the house, KAISERAWESOME accidentally left some sex toys in his Mom’s car (technically it was awhile back)…so that was, um…uncomfortable. On the way to school everyone’s favorite Mama Tiger, LABELED: CRAZY AUNT KANYE, showed us all a giant penis bed and let off some steam about the bad attitude of some players on the volleyball team!

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In today’s history class BLUEJEANS shared a piece from NPR that did in fact bring tears to everyone’s eyes & to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the March on Washington- we learned a lot more about today’s world. CHARTREUSECABOOSE let us in on great ways to be allies and KIROV reminded us to ALWAYS use someone’s name.

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In health class we learned that BAGELANDLOCKSLEY is probably going to be in trouble for sneaking in condoms to a new job and JINXIEJADE confirmed what we all thought: Don’t vaccinate and people get sick.

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At lunchtime, SHINY RED ROBOT shared some problems and some potentially good news. JINXIEJADE gave us all the gossip and NINJACATE asked for some advice. Oh yeah, NAMECHANGED stole our sonic fries- all the sonic fries.

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For a journalisim project AFROWITHACHANCEOFMEATBALLS shared some of her favorite WOC in Science Fiction and Fantasy and CBG let us all know about the upcoming Mighty Avengers!

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During study hall we all got in big trouble because HEARTRATERAPID checked her OKCupid and showed us all this dude. We whispered about KITTYINTHECITY's mancandy returning in a week and thought up ways to fix her trollish neighbor problems.

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One the way home from school there was a text from BRIMSG asking what her 1500th Tweet should be about, we voted Vodka- what else would it be?

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On the phone at home GREENHEART told us how an ageist woman ruined her day-dream of tiramisu. We got TYRANNOSAURUSBATAAR on the phone, who was upset that the news was flooded with people who could only handle one idea at a time! Seriously, don’t watch the news- it kills after school fun.

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Before dinner we saw an update from LUCKY FROG about #Poop Gate and CLLTX let us know about all the fried options at the Texas State Fair. Dinner is going to suck in comparison.

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Don't forget: We're going out later to get stoned with Sir Patrick Stewart in a friend's van- meet at HEATHER SIMON's!

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