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Hey ladies. It's Mystery Cat. This week, i did many things. I pooped in the box (while negging my owner). I totally showed that kibble who is that boss. I laid in the sun like a Greek God or a Lion. I let all the cat honeys know that I'm peacocking and they were all like "MEEWWRRRR" and I was like "MEOW" and they were like "MEEOOOOWWWW" and I chirped and totally went to my litter box b/c I'm mystery cat. A high quality cat.


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