Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery
This is a platform for User Generated Content. G/O Media assumes no liability for content posted by Kinja users to this platform.

Weekly OKC Hall of fame

Yup, another OKC post! I haven't really been using the site except to check the messages I get for the LOLZ. And boy have they been worthy of a laugh. Behold the greatest messages I have gotten this week:

Hey, I'm Dale and a few friends of mine are going to a beach house this weekend on the cape in Falmouth and hanging out and partying. We really don't know many people there and your profile says you like adventures and being spontaneous we're wondering if you were interested in hanging out? Looking forward to hearing from you :) Cheers

Advertisement

Firstly, my profile mentions nothing about being spontaneous or liking adventures. So this is clearly a canned message that he's been sending to every girl he might want to fuck over the weekend. Secondly, I'm good. Not quite into accepting invitations to potential gang rapes.

Yep, I wanna bang you!! And why does unprotected sex have to be so bad ? Lol, there's nothing better...let's talk so we can bang each other.

Advertisement

Whoa. His profile is GREAT too. Check this out from his "you should message me if" portion:

This site is no different than anything in life, if you see something you want...Go get it!
I don't want to dance around via email too much either.
Lastly ladies, don't ask me for my last name just so you can creep on my Facebook. I have family and personal stuff there. This isn't an online marriage site, we're just trying to go on a date! Geez. So if you're too timid to do "that", go hang out in a library or something and conduct your background investigations there. Lol. I'm serious tho.

Advertisement

Yeah ladies! Go hang in a library. (uh, what?)

Advertisement

Share This Story

Get our newsletter