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So, I am at my aunt's house for my mom's family's Thanksgiving (we celebrate a little late...) and the cat claims any horizontal human surface in the living room as her bed. This generally means me, since I have been sleeping on the couch.She's old and losing her fur, so seeking warmth makes sense. For a while, she elected the crook of my arm, or my shoulder, but apparently my left breast is now Aly's spot du jour. Whatever, I can still type without bumping her nose, which was a problem last night.

But now she is on my breast and it is weiiiiiiiiird. I have pretty large breasts (DD pushing DDD) so one is just about enough for a small cat. First she kneaded my nipple as she settled in. Now she is purring over it. This just feels so strange.


I never had pets, since my parents were not pet people. I am maybe half a pet person.

Any cat people have an experience with this? I'm sure this is normal, but it's pretty strange to feel the purrs through my nip instead of hearing them.

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