I recently (like this morning recently) found myself to be in want if some toothpaste. Like i have enough for amaybe another day or so, but you know time to get over to the mega mart for tooth polisher. I mention it in passing and my mom bought me a tube of tooth paste- but it is *not* my brand. And its a stupid thing to be sort of put off about. But also, dude. What if it tastes weird? What if I dont get the whitening power I crave? dontI know i should just thank her and buy another tube but who needs that much toothpaste? This just feels like a weird Dear Abby situation.

Side note. I am very sick and AMAZINGLY high on nyquil and cough syrup, do tnis may not actually be an issue but rather a fever dream.