One of my dogs acts like you expect a dog to act, with a few quirks. The other one is deeply weird and I thought we might want to talk about that. Weird dog:
- Insists that I hold her in my lap while I’m on the toilet.
- Purrs like a cat when you scratch her ears.
- Likes being carried around on my hip/shoulder like a baby (in that age where it can hold its head up but doesn’t walk yet). If you try to hold her any other way, she literally climbs up you to get into that position.
- Tries to poop “on” things that are too large for that - like trees - and ends up pooping with one leg in the air and losing her balance.