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I got into one of those weird email exchanges on OKC. This guy emailed a stupid, boilerplate email that was all strange and flowery, and hit all the cliches: "You're so beautiful," "I bet you get a lot of guys," "I would treat you really well," and literally he said "How do I get a morsel of your attention?"

The strange thing is this guy emailed me a few years ago on my first go around. I wasn't sure about him and I told him so, but we friended each other on facebook. After a conversation or two, I made it clear that I wasn't interested in dating him, but I'd like to be friends. I never heard from him again, and unfriended him a few months later. Normally I would just delete his email, but it was so strange I had to respond: "You did get a morsel of my attention and you didn't want it." I explained what happened, and then said "I didn't think we were a good match then and I still don't. Best of luck."


So he responds "Oh, I didn't remember that. Yeah I concur." Ohhhhkay. But you thought we'd be a good match before I shot you down. Lol...great. Weirdo.

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