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Well, I'm not going back to sleep any time soon

We were just woken up by someone at our front door banging on it. When my husband went to answer it, this woman starting begging him to let her in. He refused, and she says “It’s OK, I’m Jen, just open the door for a minute.” He told her to go home, and she starts screaming at him to “just let her in, Jen* said it was fine”, and then started throwing herself at the door and trying to slam it open. He called the police in front of her, which got her screaming more but finally left.

Nothing was damaged and I know it’s just a really drunk idiot, but I am completely wired and a million horror stories are going through my head. Mr L, of course, is already back asleep.


*Not a typo.

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