I love you guys. Thank you for my wonderful posting privileges. And someday, far into the future, we'll all look back and laugh at my first post. Now, pardon me while I take Kinja out back and kick the crap out of it, for not allowing comments to load on any forum today, in any platform.

Just a note. I have the horrific Safari and Firefox. Neither work. Now, we have confirmation that IE and Chrome don't either. Okay. Well.

For the rest of my first post, I will tell you that I had a dream last night that I stayed in a magic hotel, and I was hiding some small children there, by making them invisible. Also, I was wearing an outfit that was very Disneyesque. Perhaps this means I need to go to Disneyland.

I will finish my post with unnecessary, ridiculous frolicking. You may join in!


Edited to add: If you are desperate to see other peoples' comments, you can get them by clicking on the little blue notifications person. Alas, you cannot respond, but at least we know we are not alone in the universe.