Yesterday was my birthday. Thanks to my amazing and awesome friends, it was one of the best birthdays ever.

Today, Paradoxymoron and I went to Panera to get soup. I tried to pay. My card was declined. I went online and checked. -$678. $420 of which was in OVERAGE FEES.

I had forgotten that I had opted back into the overage fee thing so I could pay my rent last month without the check bouncing.

My job just ended. I get paid $300 on Friday and that's it. -$378. No money in sight. I have to study for the bar. And pay for it. And, you know, eat.

Merry fucking Christmas.