My friend was in town and asked me to go out for "You got let go from your job and I'll pay for all of your drinks" drinks and I ran into the only two people that I've made out with since moving back plus the one person that I've had flirty texts with. Pissing contest/hovering while I just wanted to chat with my friend ensued and I really wanted to let them all know that I was def going home alone and like them all as friends but I just awkwardly left. Plus I'm really not that great, I assure you and I have social anxiety which is maybe why I haven't had a partner in 10 years.

Is this a humble brag? I genuinely hated everything that just happened.