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Well, That Was Bizarre

So there's been a huge fly buzzing around the basement ALL DAY and it's been driving me nuts. No matter what I did, I couldn't murder this thing. And I tried — ohhhh, I tried.

So just now, I felt something land on my leg. Thinking it was a stinkbug, I brushed it off, then looked down to see the fly still crawling about its business on the couch. I grabbed my Bioshock Infinite Strategy Guide and smacked down onto the sofa...only apparently the sofa was cushioned enough that it didn't hurt it, because when I picked it up, the thing was still crawling along as if nothing had happened.

So I smashed it a dozen more times.

What gets me is, this thing evaded me all day, then it basically committed suicide? WTF?!


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