Okay, here's the storify. I tried to keep it as chronological as possible while still keeping track of the various conversations. There were a lot of people interjecting that he may have replied to that I left out, but I think it all still makes sense.

PS. No, you are not crazy. I did just delete and repost this because Kinja hates me and that was the only solution I could think of.

PPS. You are still not crazy. There was indeed a big block of blank space here because Kinja on Hugo's side! (Blasphemy!) So here's the link instead.