because these cramps are going to FUCKING KILL ME! OMG I THINK I AM BEING TURNED INSIDE OUT.
I had to call in sick to work and I can't even sleep through them because they are so awful. I tore apart the cabinets but the only pain patches I had are small for shoulders so I now have three of these across my abdomen but they aren't really helping.
Hopefully the two and a half chocolate chip muffins I just ate (if I can keep them down) along with Mydol will eventually help.
THIS IS BULLSHIT! I am almost 50 fucking years old and I don't have the energy or patience for this.