I failed my comprehensive exam. It's not like I didn't see this coming. I was even pleasantly surprised to find out that I passed one of the two exams. Does it fucking matter? Nope, because if you fail one you have to take both of them again. And would you like to know when I get to retake this wonderful exam, with double the pressure because this time it's my last chance to pass and I have a 50/50 chance of failing out of grad school? ON MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY. FUCK, I hate grad school so fucking much. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise, because grad school is literally the worst thing I have ever gone through in my entire life.