The fella just recently read about the women making bank off Bigfoot erotica, so he's decided to expand. Here's his first piece:
"The sky captain marched into the lounge after another successful mission. His scent filled the room. I knew immediately he hadn't been destinked ... Now this was a real man. Not like steve, that lazy badger. I couldn't bear the thought of his beer and kibble soaked breath in my face again. Tonight, I knew I would be 'flying' with the captain."