UPDATE: it's officially official, bitches. Game on. She says Texans don't want to see "Austin turned into Washington D.C." Amen. The traffic here is bad enough.

Yeah, we're all busy yelling at Republicans for being shitty, so what better time for Abortion Barbie Davis to remind us how shitty Texas politicians are in general?

Ted Cruz is an asshole. Randy Neugebauer is an asshole. John Cornyn is an asshole. And we all know that Rick Perry was awful, so his heir Greg Abbott is likely to be really fucking awful too!

Live feed of the press conference right here: http://www.texastribune.org