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We're Having a Heat Wave, a Tropical Heat Wave

My insomnia has not abated and neither did our local heat wave so I thought I’d post this clip of Marilyn Monroe trying to sing about it. When I showed it to my (gay, we’re both gay) husband, he asked, “Did any of the dancers go on to join the Village People?”

“I don’t know, but I suspect at the time most of them had male ‘roommates’ and had no wives or girlfriends to return to.”

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I’m still pissed off about last night’s kale salad. This morning the Forager-in-Chief offered to go to the local Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast. I was appalled. Absolutely not, even pre-pandemic I wouldn’t eat their crap. I made something similar. I toasted some English muffins, buttered them slightly, meanwhile poached some eggs, and while the eggs were still hot and runny I put them on the English muffins and layered on some very mild cheddar cheese. They were open-face and sloppy, like everything I make is. I have gotten no complaints but no awards for presentation.

Anyway, here’s Marilyn trying her best:

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