The Banana Boat for MEN sunblock ads on the Jezebel mainpage are cracking me up. I mean, shirtless white dude on a tractor who is presented as needing special sunblock that also helps with odor and dryness.

It's ridiculous. The idea of needing some kind of value-added product that is supposed to be like an anantiperspirant/deodorant?

This is all the PATRIARCHY'S fault. Clearly they've figured out how effective it is to take gender-neutral products, add a key "feature," and convince women to buy it. Welp, maybe that market has dried up with the ladies and their sun protection. Because now they are pulling that same shit but with men.

Will the horrors never cease?!