Because people are SO wrong you hate-read the reviews? Mine is this dreadful kindle freebie (almost an oxymoron, heavy on the moron) that is filled with five star reviews that baffle and infuriate me. Like I snicker at how stupid these people are, then feel bad for being a snob, then think I'm surprised they know how to read at all and I'm back in the cycle.

I would highly recommend you download it, and tell me I'm wrong. I won't judge you. But if you agree, for all that's good in the world of words, leave a review.