I think we've come full-circle and now even Buzzfeed is making fun of Buzzfeed. Anyway.
You got: A Really Fat Squirrel
You're a really fat squirrel! What have you been eating? Every nut ever? That's OK, you win at hibernation so hard.
This is oddly accurate, given that today I ate half a box of cookies and I usually get up around 10am, even on weekdays.