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What Are the Stories You Always Tell?

I feel like people have a couple stories that they always have on deck for social situations. “Oh, I need an ice breaker; let’s get that story about my mom and the donkey up to bat.”

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Give me some Cliff’s Notes of your go-to stories.

Here are some of mine:

  • My mom got kicked out of Shoreline Amphitheater for rushing the stage at a Hall and Oates concert.
  • I ran away from kindergarten and, once I was caught, the school put a lock on the gate. I got almost all the way home. Alone. At five.
  • I have a sex story that involves the term “Hammer Time.”

Tell me stories!

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