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What are you buying your pet for the holidays?

Listen Scrooge, kitty needs love too. Not Christian? Perhaps you should remember that cats celebrate the solstice being that they are mistresses and misters of the night and the moon. So regardless of your spiritual or non-spiritual beliefs, a present at this time of year is a lovely idea for your feline friends. Dogs too, if you are into that kind of thing. I heard they like eating poo.


I am buying my old grandma kitty this bed. It's for her arthritic bones. She's a special kitty and deserves extra care. It's supposed to be especially good at conducting heat.



I'm also buying her a velvet spangled collar so I can continue my multi-year series "Away in the Manger, my cat is pissed off."

Next year, she'll go as the Virgin Mary.

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