Or that you knew weren't going to work, and did anyway? I mean, I don't know what I expected. I've fallen down the xovain rabbit hole (as it turns out, I'm an Alyssa fan) and I think I'm just a sucker for anything with the word "mermaid" in it because I dutifully put my hair in two buns, like this (this pic is from the linked article, not me!):

... even though my hair is already wurly. Why did I think it was going to be different? It just ended up looking like it always does, but it took 24 hours to get there and my hair is still wet. When will I learn? I looked like Leia, and not in a cute way, ALL FOR NOTHING.