Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery
This is a platform for User Generated Content. G/O Media assumes no liability for content posted by Kinja users to this platform.

What Can I Break Next?

In the span of, oh, a half an hour I managed to break a molar and one of my favorite coffee mugs. I was eating pizza and all of a sudden my tooth was jagged. Then I went to pick up my coffee and the handle broke off.

I'm going back to bed.

Advertisement

Share This Story

Get our newsletter