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Don’t ask how I found this, just enjoy it with me! And share your favorite (and/or most hated) euphemisms for genitalia and sex acts below.

Favorite: I call masturbation “jerkin’ the gherkin.” In high school, my friends called giving oral “eating popcorn.” It’s stupid and something a bunch of teen girls would think is, like, soooo clever but it still makes me giggle.


Most hated: Someone told Homey that manually stimulating the clit is called “flickin’ the bean.” He is not allowed to say that if he actually wants anywhere near my “bean.” Your turn!

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