So one of my colleagues just walked out of his office and announced, "Instagram proves that women are the weaker sex."
My face immediately did this:
BUT...because I cannot resist the inevitable bat shit crazy reasoning behind this fucked up statement, I push away from my work, cross my legs, look him dead in the eye and say, "Oh do please explain your reasoning to me, a mere female."
What followed was an embarrassed and mumbled barely coherent response about how women have more pictures on Instagram, therefore they're more shallow, therefore they're weaker.
My closing response, "I see. And who just spent the last two hours perusing Instagram to come to this conclusion? What was that you were saying about shallow?"
I am still gobsmacked at how fucking inappropriate this was and that my colleague and other coworkers saw nothing wrong with what he said.