Pinatas take a lot longer to put together than you would think they take.
Pinatas are really boring to make.
Pinatas take a hellishly long time to dry.
Cutting and gluing all that crepe paper is a shit job that makes your back hurt.
Pinatas really should cost more than $20.
Homemade pinatas are a stupid amount of work for something that's going to be smashed open in minutes.
I'm not doing this again. Ever. Probably.