Pinatas take a lot longer to put together than you would think they take.

Pinatas are really boring to make.

Pinatas take a hellishly long time to dry.

Cutting and gluing all that crepe paper is a shit job that makes your back hurt.

Pinatas really should cost more than $20.

Homemade pinatas are a stupid amount of work for something that's going to be smashed open in minutes.

I'm not doing this again. Ever. Probably.