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What I Learned From Making a Homemade Pinata

Pinatas take a lot longer to put together than you would think they take.

Pinatas are really boring to make.

Pinatas take a hellishly long time to dry.

Cutting and gluing all that crepe paper is a shit job that makes your back hurt.

Pinatas really should cost more than $20.

Homemade pinatas are a stupid amount of work for something that's going to be smashed open in minutes.

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I'm not doing this again. Ever. Probably.

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