One. One roll of Smarties. Who planned this Halloween? How is this acceptable? THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, PEOPLE.

Also, when I send you a text that says, "BOO! Did I scare you? It works on the kindergarteners." I EXPECT A REPLY, DAMMIT. (knowing him, it just means he was really busy tonight, and if he can't respond to a text right away he usually forgets about it, but damn if it doesn't make me feel really rejected.)