So for some reason, I'm breaking out. I normally have perfect skin that is basically still the skin of my 10 year old self, with a couple added freckles. I break out and freak out over getting one pimple. I know, I deserve all the punches.
But for some reason I am breaking OUT. I have about 10 spots on one cheek, and 3 on the other. Obviously, this is weird for me and pretty traumatic. I am trying to stay stress free and let them go away.
But then I was just rubbing my cheek (I KNOW, guys! I know, but I can't help myself. I'm using hand sanitizer.) And I felt something MASSIVE, then another something massive! So I flipped out because I hate cystic acne, and it usually means a period is coming (haven't had one since I got my Mirena, thank god) or I'm about to get sick or something horrible.
So I run into the bathroom to check it out and it wasn't cystic acne.

It was MOSQUITO BITES!

I am about to lose my SHIT! At this moment, I have over 20 bites on my body. Everyone is getting bitten. That's all anyone can talk about at school. We are all during there, furiously scratching our bites or lapping into the air trying to destroy one of the little assholes. Mr.Dude just brought me lunch and ate at school with me (because he's the best) and he said its all anyone is talking about in his office too. And his office is at NASA and they are currently portraying losing a bid that would mean losing employment! And the mosquitoes still take precedence!
And now these bitches are biting my fucking face!

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS!
Please post all the rage gifs for me. And savor your freedom, because you do not know mosquitoes until you have been to Houston, Tx.