They lure you in with:
Oooh, right near the mall!
Strangely sized tires that will fit my strangely sized car
Tons of free coffee options.
But then, THEN, they force me to watch Shia Labeouf golfing in a movie. WTF?! There are 5 adults (3 other customers, 2 workers) watching in RAPT attention (and giggling!). It's a golf movie with Shia Labeouf. And my car is still outside!
It's so bad, I'm actually grading essays!