It... makes eggs in tube form? I guess? Because who DOESN'T want to eat their eggs like they eat a corn dog!

Just looking at this whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable.

But the reviews on Amazon? Just golden.

Yeah also get used to me posting more in these here parts. The lovely, wonderful place I worked has decided to remove access to personal email on work computers. This would be fine, except that I work on a secure floor, so no phone or iPad for Jess. It's a sad situation, let me tell you. Tragic, even.