What’s the crappy thing that always seems to befall you? What’s the thing you KNOW you have to be on the lookout for, be careful of, plan for, because it ALWAYS HAPPENS TO YOU? What has some ancient witch cursed you with?

Mine is getting food stuck in my teeth. And, to be clear, obviously always the front teeth where everyone can see.

Below please find a list of things that have gotten stuck in my teeth, just off the top of my head, ranging from “Well sure, that one happens to everyone” to “Wait, what?”

  • Broccoli
  • Spinach
  • Apple
  • Chicken
  • Almonds
  • Pasta sauce
  • Pasta
  • Onion (white, red, you name it)
  • Tofu
  • Bread
  • YOGURT
  • Etc etc everything forever I don’t have the time to list everything I’ve eaten in the last 20 years

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It’s become sort of useless to plan my public food choices around it, because as you see, no matter what I order it will get stuck in my teeth, so I just plan for a bathroom trip as soon as I finish eating. And I have an Olympic gold in digging things out of my teeth without floss around.

So what’s your horrible superpower aka curse? And no humblebragging in here, I don’t want to hear about how you’re always late walking to work because people stop to tell you you’re pretty or something.