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What Should I Get My 7-Year-Old Niece For Her Birthday?

She will be turning seven. Her parents are shitty siblings and siblings-in-law who never get my family anything, for birthdays or holidays. So in revenge, I give my nieces awesome gifts that are incredibly annoying for parents. Past hits have included singing dolls and toy drum sets.

Any good ideas? What are some gifts that your kids loved but you, as the parent, wanted to set on fire?


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