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Recently, I was looking for cute countertop egg storage (don’t judge me!) and I kept coming across this person’s offerings. And I just wanna say, What kind of absolute PSYCHO makes storage for TEN eggs?! TEN?!?!

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Now, I’m not gonna name names or shame or blame but SIR! EGGS ARE SOLD BY THE DOZEN OR HALF DOZEN!! What is the point of this, except to laugh while imagining people who’ve ordered your products standing in their kitchens, having lovingly place TEN of their DOZEN eggs and being stuck, crying and cradling one egg in each hand, wondering WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS?!

Listing after listing of egg holders that can only hold ten eggs. This absolute MADMAN!

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