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I'm sitting here on the couch minding my own business when a yellow jacket careens into my ear, falls into my tank top, and stings me between the boobs.

In what world is that normal? I started screaming and ripped off my shirt to try to get it off of me before I beat it to death with my bra. It's a good thing I'm not allergic to bee stings of any sort.


After the threat was incapacitated, I noticed Dog A shaking and panicking on the couch. My poor, pre-owned shelter mutt was abused in his last home, and any time someone gets angry he thinks it's directed towards him. He refuses to be comforted and just excused himself to the upstairs. Dog B is completely unaffected...I don't think she even woke up.

Please tell me someone else is having that kind of a day today. Or has had something completely ridiculous happen.

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