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Um, you guys. I did something totally out of character today. But I kinda like it.

As some of you may remember from the pedis/penis debacle, I went and got mani pedis with my little sister when she was here last week. I got my toes done in hot pink (because why not?) and did my nails hot pink except the ring fingers black. Because I like it.

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By today, though, the paint was all chipping off so I went and bought nail polish remover...

...and 4 new bottles of nail polish. What?! I have not painted my nails since I was 12! I've had 2, yes, TWO, manicures in my entire life. I'm a chronic nail biter and they just always look terrible. But they were on sale for $1.19! So I got bright royal purple, black, bright cerulean blue, and gunmetal gray.

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But right now my nails are shiny royal purple (with black ring fingers, because I decided that's my thing now). They look like they were painted by a small child, but I like them.

This is a new development in my life. I don't even know how to properly apply eyeliner or even pick out a foundation. I am such a "tomboy" (though I loathe that descriptor). I like cars and computers and surfing. I own 5 pairs of shoes, and those are all out of necessity. My mom never wore makeup, and she never taught me how to either.

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But now I kinda want to go shopping and buy a pretty hat or something. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

Edit: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DRY? Argh! I already fuxxed up two. :(

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