I was just handed some rather shocking news that is very doxxing in real life. So instead of actually posting anything too specific to mask my identity, I will ask a simple and volga question that I am entertaining.

What would it take to make you take a dump on your boss's desk? Maybe in a drawer, too, so they find it later after they have cleaned up the initial mess.

Obviously this would be a prelude to you quitting. Or serve as your notice, I guess.